Canyon Boak
'09 -
A.D. DeShaies
'07 - Not related in any way to B.C., though is distant cousins with C.E.
Jeff Engelken
'06 - The best eggplant - and that's official.
Josh Greenwood
'06 -
2005: Best Ups, Best Nickname
Mary "Woody" Hansen
'06 - Back with the ever-present tricycle, and a vengance. Skied a few nobody college players at RMI.
2005: Best Hands
Mary Higgins
'06 -
Neal "One Hand" Hokanson
'07 - Once ate two whole pizzas.
2005: Most Likely To Make A Foul Call
Tote "Tote" Hughes
'07 - He's Tote feet tall, he Totes, and he's incredibly dreamy.
2005: Most Likely To Get Sick (Literally) At The Wrong Time, Most Likely To Play Anyway When We Really Need It
Ben Klibaner
'08 - Ben and Brenna aren't quite there.
Scott Levi
'09 - Scott's new(ish) nickname is Scotty Too Hotty, and he has abs of pure gold. Truth.
Owes nothing to Kit
Rhys Lindmark
'09 - Kit's Squire. He actually comes from a long line of nobility that starts with the notable Lord Neddington, but it's a family secret.
Greatest skill to weight ration in the universe.
David Long
'09 - A gentleman who thinks "incomprehensive" is a word.
Aminian "Nuch" Manuchehr
'07 - "Chemistry......did somebody say chemistry?" Asserts that with 182 guesses he can name the score of any game and thinks that is cool. (But then said it would really take 167 guesses. No one knows whether he is right.)
Elise Mann
'07 - Cannot make a waffle.
2005: Best Hands, Most Likely To Recruit Five Or More New Players
Leah Millis
'10 - Mocks injured people.
From the old school... Logan, that is. Takes serious pictures. Seriously cool, that is.
Ned Mills
'07 - Has proved himself nonexistent through math you will never understand. Has the honorific title of "Lord Neddington."
2005: Most Likely To Go To Carleton
Nicole Proulx
'06 -
2005: Best Backhand, Best Captain, Most Likely To Recruit Five Or More New Players, Most Dirty
Goofy Reher
'06 - Such a sweet guy.
2005:Best Hair For States
Sasha Reschechtko
'07 -
2005: Most Super-Effective, Most Gangsta
Abdul Said
'06 - Who knows?
Hayley Sandersen
06' - Patron saint of us all, and God, too. Like the Holy Trinity, but there's only two of her... that we know of.
2005: Most Improved, Most Likely Not To Be Told About Something
Max Sarlo
'06 - Can you say "defense"? Can you say anything? Hello? Injury! Here, let me help you up.
Lauren "Kit" Scanlan
'06 - Dictator of your life.
2005: Best Spirit
Chris Schirk
'06 - Yep. That's him.
Chris "Who Threw That?" Wielga
'07 - Our Hero. Rides a white horse, brandishes a sword, and wears spandex. Like all heroes do. Beware his heroic powers, and mad hops.
Just a statement, not exciting.
2005: Most Heroic
Colin Wielga
'09 - 95% stomach. Doesn't snore when he's awake.
Kit's Padawan. Does it follow that he would be our side-kick?
Spencer Winstanley
'06 - He's just this guy, you know?
Jacob Wiens
'06 - He's just this guy, you know?
Jacob "JZ" Zax
'09 - He's mostly packed.