Mike "Juvi" Batsford
- '05 Andrew's "brother".
"Aggressive cuddle mate"-Jim
2005: Best Huck, Best Captain, Cutest Couple (with Nick)
Andrew "Mini" Batsford
One third the size of most bear cubs, THE most adorable sleeper ever.
Can sky tote foot high people - it's his timing.
No, no, not "Mini," fun size.
2005: Best Ups
Adam Footlik
- '07 Straight up gangsta. Cleans up nice for himself only.
2005: Most Likely To Get A Handblock When We Need One Most
Josh "Joshtimus Prime" Greenwood
-'06 Trans-former extrodinaire. Would rather be playing ultimate than singing and dancing. Wait...
2005: Best Ups, Best Nickname
Mary "Murry Hansin" Hansen
-'06 "My name's Mary, I ride a scooter, and I'm a bada**..."
2005: Best Hands
Nick Hessler
- '05 My team theme song [m4a]
"Sky diving's what I do."
"Nick who??" - Gottlieb
2005: Best Forehand, Best Captain, Most Like To Be Barred From Using Sharp Objects At Some Point In Life, Cutest Couple (with Mike)
Neal Hokanson
- '07 Watch out for his powers.
2005: Most Likely To Make A Foul Call
Brenna Hokanson
- '07 My page
She can spell Sasha's last name.
Okay, team survey...
2005: Best Breakmark
Nick Hubbard
- '06 piggly wiggly macmarr.
Tote's Brother
- '05 Probably has a real name, we're not really sure.
2005: Best Looking Male In A Dress, Most Likely To Found An Ultimate Team In College
Tote "Toter Head" Hughes
- '07 Stands at a humble 6'4" or so (8'10": with arm extended). In his free time Tote enjoys sleeping, physics, and polyball. Don't be deceived by Tote's party-boy image. He will be in bed by 8 every night and babysits his brother constantly.
2005: Most Likely To Get Sick (Literally) At The Wrong Time, Most Likely To Play Anyway When We Really Need It
Elise "Hot Stuff" Mann
- '07 By far the most beautiful person ever to set foot on an ultimate field. Would rather be rockin out with Bono than hot tubbing with hot fellas. As would I...
2005: Best Hands, Most Likely To Recruit Five Or More New Players
Ned Mills
- '07 Would die rather than eat a Western Intimidator.
Throughout middle school, it was a common belief that Ned was mute. Smart, but mute. After joining East Ultimate as a freshman, Ned opened up and can now be seen (and even sometimes heard) setting the curve in chem, berating himself about a "heart" call, and tearing it up on the ultimate field.
2005: Most Likely To Go To Carleton
Jimbo Moses
- '05 Will always offer inside spoon. Thus the suffocating Defense. Six. Six blocks, ah ah ah.
2005: Best Downfield D, Most Likely To Contest A Foul Call, Most Likely To Gather A Bunch Of Chumps Around The Campfire And Tell Them The Story Of How They All Got Schooled, Cutest Couple (with Nash)
Matt Nash
- '05 Master of "Matfu", heh! ohh riiight
-Seventeen and a rock star, so don't ask.
"Don't tell Hayley." --Nash
2005: Cutest Couple (with Jimbo), Most Likely To Play Ultimate As If It Were Hockey
Jules Perryman
- '05 "...everybody can't be all right all the time." The second coolest/sexiest person ever. I think we all know who #1 is...that's right, it's Mr. Beaver.
2005: Most Likely To Forget His Cleats
Nicole Proulx
- '06 Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor gloom of night can stop the mailman, but Nicole can (not Karl Malone) aka shnook' ums.
2005: Best Backhand, Best Captain, Most Likely To Recruit Five Or More New Players, Most Dirty
Goofy Reher
- '06 My proudest moment was when Gottlieb said, "You are the only one I know that will lay out for a rolling disk." I knew in my heart of hearts that he was right.
2005:Best Hair For States
Sasha "Saysha" Reschechtko
- '07 Can sky Tote. (If Tote doesn't jump or fully extend his arm). Crispy.
Straight gangsta.
2005: Most Super-Effective, Most Gangsta
Maggie "Milton" Rounds
- '05 Can sky two male Rice University players without hardly trying before 10 in the morning.
2005: Most Gangsta
Hayley "Robin" Sandersen
-06' Hayley's coolness can pretty much be summed up by one quote from the super spicy Chris O'Donnell, "Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
Holy... not like holes, but like in reference to God, which she does when not riding around Gotham on her crispy motor... I mean, tricycle. Her accomplishments include the creation of Oats (from her Quaker heritage) and the ability to sky people by the skillful use of a grappling hook.
2005: Most Improved, Most Likely Not To Be Told About Something
Lauren "Kit" Scanlan
- '06 Can sky Sasha if he's asleep, blindfolded, and cryogenically frozen. Can sky Tote under same conditions.
Co-coordinator of the first annual Ironchef Arts 'n Crafts competition.
2005: Best Spirit
Matt Steninger
-'05 Would rather be playing ultimate than debating. Unfortunately, Trotsky has other ideas.
2005: Best Headgear For States
Chris "You're My Hero" Wielga
- '07 Performs incredibly when no one is looking. Performs equally well all the rest of the time.
2005: Most Heroic